OMG I AM SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON. I’M SO MUCH FUN TO HANG OUT WITH. I’m the friend you can paint the town red with but also chill with on the couch, cup o’ tea in hand. (wine in the other) We can go on a tastebud adventure all around the city or scoot to the bodega ‘round the corner, grab an assortment of Cheetos, and break down the cheddar- like flavor notes. (The Flaming Hot Cheeto Puffs were very disappointing, but I will save that for another day) If you have a deep dark secret, I won’t tell a soul- including my reflection. (I might tell my mama tho) Feeling down and need a big dose of encouragement? I am thee hypest of hype girls! (Go look at my sisters’ IG comment section for reference) Oh, you wanna go key some-triflin'-body’s car?!?! *twirls keychain* You wanna pray about it? Sis. I got the anointing oil and prayer cloth ready. (bows head, bends knees)  BIIIIIIIIIIIIG BEST FRIEND ENERGY OVER HERE I am Angelica. Angelica is me. ...